What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

Me : No

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Then let's have some coffee

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why are women attracted to ugly guys?

He : I'm 24.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

What do teens do at night?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

How do scientists behave?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Tea ?

Me : Thank you.

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : I don't drink

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Sure.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.